This T-shirt certainly tops Super Bitch

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I once heard of a woman who was so confident and bad she proudly sported a shirt that announced to the world: I'M A SUPER BITCH. Man, with a statement like that no exclamation point is needed! Since she has a college degree she wasn't just any beeeaatch but, hello, a "super" one, see?

Today on the Greyhound bus I saw a young woman----you'll see why I didn't write 'lady'----whose shirt one-ups all those educated beeeaatches. It arrested my attention: "I HAVE THE PUSSY ----"

Indeed! But that's hardly worth mentioning unless you know how to share.

When she stood up to take advantage of a smoke break the rest of the message that was obscured and tucked under her left breast fell clear. In its entirety it read: I HAVE THE PUSSY. SO I MAKE THE RULES.

Goodness! Shut my mouth wide open! People just share all of their business nowadays. And not as much as a kitty cat logo in sight for pun's sake.