The infamous yawner gives sigh of relief

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Clifton Wms, the Illinois man who was jailed for three weeks after the Court found him in contempt with a "loud noise" that's been arguably described as a yawn, was freed this morning by the same offended judge, Danny Rozak, who insisted Mr Wms was not imprisoned for yawning.

"I just first of all want to make it clear - you were never in custody for yawning - you never were. It was a sound...that was offensive to the court," explained Judge Rozak, who may have formally sold bridge insurance to New Yorkers.

At any rate, am sure Mr Wms was far from bored this time in court and probably gave a big sigh of relief...after holding his breath for three weeks. Hehehe.

Abuse of power at heart of Henry L Gates arrest

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Radley Balko at Reason Magazine presents a wonderful, logical argument on the meat of the Henry Louis Gates, Jr arrest: abuse of power. The arresting officer went beyond his entrusted authority by arresting someone who questioned and offended him; arrests are for detainments of crime offenders not hurt feelings.

Read it here. Henry Louis Gates: "Teaching Moment"

From strange fruit to root water...?

From hanging 'em to "watering" the trees with 'em. Billy Holiday crooned about the strange fruit lynching produced and now American chauvinists---angry whites, birthers, right-wing 'soldiers' a la Wm Kostric---are reminding citizens of the need to, as Thom Jefferson phrased it, water the tree of liberty with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Hello! Damn, they don't make town hall meetings like they used to.

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The Kennedys (Berlin)

Welcome aboard mamasita!

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Sonia Sotomayor, Supreme Court Justice.
She was confirmed by the Senate, becoming the nation's first Hispanic judge. This Administration is just full of delicious firsts.

Hasta luego

American journalists freed from North Korea

News too good to have any muck on it! The journalists, Euna Lee and Laura Ling, and their families are rejoicing; journalists and democracy lovers are thrilled; the White House and State Department and Americans have cause for celebration; and Bill Clinton has every reason to smile. He's still got it; and, more importantly, now we've got back the journalists.

Mayor Pink Panther ready to cash in on Jackson fame

After all of this time, the city of Gary and its Mayor Pink Panther are finally "seriously" talking about capitalizing on the historicity of The Jackson 5.

Historical status eyed for Jackson neighborhood - Chicago Breaking News

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Drinking beer with the President

I love the seating arrangement....

מזל טוב Alysa Stanton!!

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Forget green. The world is going Lincoln all over.

World Number One golfer? Tiger Woods, black.
Number One entertainer in the world? Michael Jackson, black.
Leader of the Free World? Barack Obama, black.
Chairman of the Republican National Committee? Michael Steel, black.
Box-office golden boy? Will Smith, black.
Womens professional tennis? The Williams sisters, black...and bootylicious
Reigning style in music and street fashion? Hip-hop, black; and gangsta rap, Who-da-fuck-you- callin'-black-beeeeaaatch? black.
Number One daytime talk show? Oprah Winfrey, black
Can't-lose woman's attire? The little black dress, black.
Number One consumed beverages? Black coffee, black tea, and Coca-Cola, black. That's right.
Color of half the day? Night, black.
And now, the world has a black woman rabbi. Hello?

Alysa Stanton has been ordained (June 6. Mark your calendars) as (mainstream)Judaism's first black woman rabbi, having successfully completed rabbinical training at Hebrew Union College–Jewish Institute of Religion in Cincinnati. This coming Saturday, August first, she will hold the pulpit at Congregation Bayt Shalom in Greenville, N.C. So if your future travels take you to or through the great state of North Carolina and you happen to think you might perchance notice the place tipping...well...you might probably possibly be on to something.

מזל טוב Alysa Stanton! (that's Hebrew for "congratulations")

Lycurgus on modern America

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One of the glaring handicaps with a Republic attests to the old adage of having too many cooks in the kitchen: the soup is spoiled. What starts out all right---proper ingredients, suitable cookery, eagerness to prepare a delicious dish---gets bogged down in minutiae and ego centrism and conflicting loyalties.

A great many folk like to (claim to)wonder what Jesus would do as if 1) they would adhere to what Jesus would do or 2) Jesus would know what to do. In reading some quotations attributed to Lycurgus, Spartan lawgiver, I was stunned by some things that struck close to home.

We proudly tout our democracy and American way of life as a model for the world. In several respects we're right. Many, many people validate this belief by their stalwart and never ceasing immigration and emigration to America. Who in the hell is beating down the door to get into Beirut or Baghdad or Guatemala; or, hell, Finland?? Lycurgus, however, was not sold on democracy nor what we know as capitalism, both of which are married to the American image and spirit.

To the laconic lawgiver, the best way for Spartans to thwart invasion of their homeland was "by remaining poor, and each man not desiring to possess more than his fellow." BLAM! POW! Take that consumerism!

And what about border control and this long ass fence to keep out desperate Mexicans ad hoc genus? What say you, Lycurgus, on homeland security? Well, Lycurgus, would say, "A city is well-fortified which has a wall of men instead of brick." OOOH SUCK ON THAT!

Too much of a good thing can even be a bad thing and the United States of America may learn, retrospectively, that even the melting pot can hold only so many elements before the soup is spoiled and distasteful.

Birthers is a dumb name for racists

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This is some funny @#%! Birthers, as they've taken to calling themselves, are racists pure and simple. They hate---hate---that Americans elected a black man, also known less complimentary-ly as a darky, spook, coon, nigger, to the highest office in the land over their old white man and his hapless female running-mate. How could this happen in my lifetime, they cry, in my great superpower country?! At any rate, birthers sounds like a name better suited for opponents of test tube babies. They should just go back to calling themselves Klu Klux Klan or, say, poor losers or, better still, undemocratic un-Americans.

Happy 50th Hawaii!!

This marks the 50th Anniversary of the fiftieth state in the Union.
Hawaii was the last territory to become part of America and is the birthplace of our President Obama. What, what, we haven't acquired new territory since the end of WWII??! Whoa, imperialism ain't what it used to be.
Oh well. Happy birthday!

Lucky to be Obama -15 (Hawaii)

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The great state of Hawaii has once again acquiesced to Republican curiosity and hate-mongering rumors and confirmed, unequivocally, the legitimacy of President Obama's American birth. The 44th President of the United States was born in Hawaii in 1961. How sweet it is!

But reality doesn't comfort some GOP nutters. "They just keep asking over and over and over again," Hawaii Health Department spokeswoman Janice Okubo said. These are the same people, after all, who liked the 43d President and his documented incompetence.

For many, the reality of President Obama stings like a mother----! That puts a smile on my face. Here are just a few of the haters. Aloha haters:

Orly "Russian Birther" Taitz -&- Walter Bagdasarian

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Rush "I hope he fails" Limbaugh


Sarah "Clueless" Palin


Lou "???" Dobbs


Ann "Crazy Bitch"Coulter


Mrs Rothschild, aka stupid rich girl


Hillbillies


FOX News


Alan "Blowhard" Keyes

Lawyer's Statement on the Arrest of Henry Louis Gates Jr.

The lawyer for Henry Louis Gates, Jr., Charles Ogletree, published this statement on behalf of his client:

This brief statement is being submitted on behalf of my client, friend, and colleague, Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. This is a statement concerning the arrest of Professor Gates...Professor Gates informed the officer that he lived there and was a faculty member at Harvard University. The officer then asked Professor Gates whether he could prove that he lived there and taught at Harvard. Professor Gates said that he could, and turned to walk into his kitchen, where he had left his wallet. The officer followed him. Professor Gates handed both his Harvard University identification and his valid Massachusetts driver’s license to the officer. Both include Professor Gates’ photograph, and the license includes his address...Professor Gates then asked the police officer if he would give him his name and his badge number. He made this request several times. The officer did not produce any identification nor did he respond to Professor Gates’ request for this information....

Talented Tenth arrested. WWOD?

Of all the black men the pigs might've arrested they picked on THN of Harvard University. Henry Louis Gates---thee Henry Louis Gates---heavily decorated scholar, black history historian, influential intellectual, esteemed academician, Harvard professor in handcuffs after a white woman mistook him for breaking into his own house. Sound familiar? Technically, Mr Gates was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct for angrily requesting the officer's name and badge number. Sound familiar?

If this rings foreign to you, then you might be that dumb white bitch who likes to call pigs on black people for made up crimes like, say, breaking into their own homes or walking in the neighborhood or entering a gas station in a group or looking ("stalking") or rape when it was consensual or fabricated rape when there was no contact or car-jacking and killing the babies that were in the back seat or carving words onto white bodies, et cetera.

What do you call a black man with a college degree or riches or successful profession?

Never mind the bogus charges were dropped within a week. One's mind arranges the mosh of things---black man, Harvard professor, arrest---into a sum and invariably thinks, muses, wonders, asks, WWOD (What will Obama do)?

In his identity quest, was the President never verified of his Negro status by a "random" police search? Not even in Chicago?! Hell, even Michael Jackson got the answer to his lyrical query. And I was just stopped and questioned by German politzei at the Berlin train station for absolutely no apparent reason. The officials were very pleasant and professional---the nicest I've ever met, really---but since they had no cause to stop me and since I committed no infraction their interruption of my day remains unfair and, evidently, racially motivated.

We can't give President Obama a pass on this one. As a candidate he was VERY vocal about the lack of federal response devoted to those abandoned to Hurricane Katrina. As the first black president of America he has got to put his foot down on things that matter to us here in America. Because, hey, if civilly dressed, un-thuggish, upstanding, law-abiding black gentleman like Mr Gates or Earl Graves, founder of Black Enterprise magazine, are subjected to racist---at best, moot---search and seizures, then, apparently, the only thing sheltering Mr Obama from bully pigs is the fact that he is the United States President. Note, I said apparently; quote the old riddle: What do you call a black man with a college degree or riches or successful profession?

Booyah!

Eff people who won't hire me

The following is an actual rant published care of Montreal's Rant line. Except for that last bit against capitalism, it's spot-on:

Fuck international tuition fees. Fuck managers who tell you continuously to call back. Fuck people who aren't hiring. Fuck people who won't hire me. Don't tell me to fill out a fucking form if you're not hiring. Don't continuously JERK people around and tell them to come back the next day when you're not even going to be there. And fuck managers who ask me if there's any days that I can't work and then ask me why and proceed to tell me that my reasons aren't valid. And FUCK CAPITALISM. Bye. [BLEEP!] [italics added]

Wrongfully jailed "father"

Did you hear the one about the man who was jailed for not paying child support for someone else's child? Right here in America. Read about it here.

Where's the Federal Reserve's audit?

That's the question---challenge---Ron Paul is advancing to his congressional colleagues and the American people: Audit the Fed!

"I'd like to know everything they're doing.," said the Texas congressman with libertarian views. "We have a right to know what they're doing. They can literally create trillions in guarantees and not report them to us."

Of all the organizations and businesses in the country the Federal Reserve, which is a private company and NOT, as many citizens believe, a government body, is the only outfit immune to an audit. How do they dispense with their money, from where do they get it, where are their accounting books...? We don't know. The U.S. govt does not know.

In forging transparency, the Obama Administration must take the bold move in requiring accountability and transparency from this money organization. These economic times demand it. But long before the U.S. economy made chumps and homeless out of many Americans---and people around the world---our American values of fairness and checks-and-balances required the Federal Reserve stand into the light like every other business.

Woman advised to combat lung illness with sex

An Austrailian woman who developed spores---fungi---growing in her lungs and sinus problems as a result of having worked in a nasty, damp basement was suggested by her employer to seek a bit of the old in-out, in-out to cure what ails her. A medical x-ray indeed shows mould effecting the woman's lungs. Well! Though the treatment isn't covered by any conventional medical plan who's to say some (deep)throat coat wouldn't help the woman?

Oh I'm a cheeky one.

Michael Jackson Memorial Service - July 7 2009

Jackson siblings & John Mayer

Young fans in Romania & a fan at L.A.'s Staple Center

Mickey Rooney & Usher

Because I want to support black business

Am not a big T-shirt guy and even less likely to sport torso bumper stickers---y'know those shirts with ironic or cheeky sayings like "Sexy Grandma" (when worn by some dork who mistakes his penis for an Xbox joystick), "Save Water.Drink Bieer," "Sex Expert. First Lesson FREE," "Bitch"---but I do want to buy a Michael Jackson print.

Problem is I couldn't find a black store owner around Downtown Toronto. The nearby custom T-shirt and skateboard shops, for whom its mainstay customers, disaffected skate punks and hipsters with arrested development, regard irony a RedBull spin-off, have a nice selection of MJ shirts but the staff are all monochromatic white. I don't think so.

This is one of those cases where my dollars will go to a black owned business or I'll just have to make do without a farewell shirt.

My new sexy black laptop

The one high-tech gadget I find it hard to do without is the Internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, technically the computer is the gadget but you know what I mean. Cellular phones and the whole palm pilot craze do nothing for me but email is super important to me; and, of course, there are my web logs. I always choose youth hostels that offer free Internet (or free breakfast) otherwise it's off to the Internet cafes for me. Satis shilling out coin for that! I finally went out and bought a laptop the other day. Hello wi-fi.

After price-hunting up and down College Street (Toronto) I snapped up one of those new mini models on the market---brand new!! At $270 (+11.5% Canuck tax) I think I got it at a deal. Told myself, Don't spend more than three hundred dollars, and I pretty damn well hit the mark; and it's brand new!!

it's compact, cute and sexy black---just like me. But as an avid traveller I do loves to travel light!

Asus PC900HD. Am a fast typist so the small keyboard will take some getting used to but the small screen is pretty okay...plus it comes with a built-in webcam...ooh la la. Chi-ching. The real kicker for me, though, is its small size. Sure, it's compact, cute and sexy black---just like me---but as an avid traveller/backpacker I love the fact that the doggone thing is no larger or heavier than a philosophy book. I do loves to travel light!

Now I feel like a hip Japanese/Chinese/South Korean traveller. Hehehe

NY official is sick of MJ

This NY politician insists MJ was a "pervert, child molester...pedophile" and is sick of being dying to attend his memorial when they should be dying in Afghanistan like good little heroic sheep instead.

view congressman's video clip

(sorry, subtitles unavailable)

Michael Jackson had civil rights...just like you

I was very impressed by Duane Booth's sobering article on the death of Michael Jackson. With a title like "A most important civil right died with Michael Jackson" it was hard not to look beyond the cover. Click on the excerpt below to read Mr Booth's entire article:

Among the tributes, accolades and genuine love shown for Jackson in memorium, there were choruses of people who absolutely refused to view him as anything but a monster or a freak show. It struck me as terribly sad that at one moment where we mark the start of a civil rights movement and in a year when another such movement marked its most crowning achievement with Barack Obama’s inauguration one of the most fundamental civil rights to which we are all entitled as citizens of democracies has all but vanished [italics added].

Any remaining threads of presumption of innocence died on June 25, 2009 at 2:25 p.m. [italics added]

Many people remarked about how it was inappropriate to mourn a man who “molested children” and destroyed the lives of so many young boys through his predatory ways. The trouble is, never once has it ever been proven that Jackson ever molested a child. Only two 13-year-old boys ever took Jackson to court - once in a civil trial in 1993 and once in a criminal trial a decade later. The civil trial was settled without any finding of wrongdoing and begged the question that if the case not about money, why would it not have been pursued criminally? Simple. Not enough evidence. You don’t have to prove guilt in a civil trial. The parents of the first child were well known to have financial troubles and there was mounting evidence that this lawsuit was nothing more than a way to tap a very naive man who clearly had difficulties functioning as an adult for large sums of money.

Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth

AE911Truth.org.
Visit the above link to learn how high-rise buildings come collasping down.
Hint: It was an inside job, you dope.

Michael Jackson - 1958-2009

REST IN PEACE

Homosexuality is a nation in Canada

Canada, and maybe it's just another one of those charming Canuck quirks, seems to recognize homosexuality as a State rather than a state of being.

With rainbow banners flapping so promptly alongside province and federal flags you would not be wrong in half expecting the U.N. to soon recognize a delegae from Yoko and John Lennon's Newtopia (see clip below).

Wonder what is keeping those doggone poverty flags on backorder. I know society has a great deal more poor citizens than homosexual ones...and, afterall, poor people are humans too.

Queer Hilton gets his come-uppings

Perez Hilton, that queer gossip horse-fly, was a knocked on his ass by, supposedly, will.i.am. Good. Now if only a similar act of God would manifest itself on that other pink know-it-all big mouth, Merchant Lucas. Lucas, an arrogant Russian Jew, is anti-Muslim and speaks a good game because, afterall, OUR American Constitution permits that luxury.

Merchant Lucas

Project Implicit detects hidden racial biases

According to Harvard University's, the University of Washington's, and the University of Virginia's joint virtual laboratory, Project Implicit, an online test constructed to weed out (hidden) racial prejudices, in sum, blacks were the most likely of all races to show no bias at all.

From a compilation of tests administered from 2000 to 2006, the results revealed that the racial biases generating from black respondents split near evenly for pro-white and pro-black whereas 3/4 of whites were detected with anti-black/pro-white hang-ups. What's more? Little white children as young as six exhibit this implicit "white is right" outlook. Hello!

Check out this stupid white bitch:

Brave new world we've not yet reached

Just finished re-reading one of my favorite books, Brave New World. Aside from the long arm of the pharmacutical industry and the advancement of progressive education, which is disinclined to teach history or fine arts, and the United Nations, no, our future is not akin to the novel's present. We haven't sexophones or a color coded caste system. Instead we've a color coded Homeland Security watch.

O (brave) new world....

Ugly lesbian is the new Cover Girl

Howard Stern must've been too busy broadcasting obsenities via satelite to accept the offer. How else can you rationalize hiring Ellen DeGeneres as the model/face of Cover Girl cosmetics?

is feminine and looks like a beautiful woman as opposed to a wholesome boy

Using Ellen DeGeneres as the covergirl of a leading ladies cosmetics line is the equivalent of employing Mother Teresa as the the face for Planned Parenthood: assbackwards and subversive. Miss DeGeneres is not only a tomboy lesbian, but an ugly one at that. Yet we now see her as the smiling face for female make-up. What the bleep?! It would have made some logical sense to use her vagina buddy, whatshername, to launch the new campaign since the woman, although a lesbian, is feminine and looks like a beautiful woman as opposed to a wholesome boy.

Unless, of course, the campaign is more subversive than beautic: ugly lesbians typifying female beauty; homosexuals, family planning; Wall Street, community activism; loggers, forest preservation; Mexico campaigning for secure borders; the Monkey, compassionate conservatism; Donald Trump advancing volunteerism or Hershey promoting Nestle Quick. Two plus two equal five. Work will make you free.

Okay, I concede. Howard Stern would be slightly less convincing a Cover Girl spokesman than Miss DeGeneres.

Supreme Court rejects homosexual lawsuit to Pentagon policy

The Pentagon enforces the "don't ask, don't tell, don't pursue" policy and the United States Supreme Court is sticking to it. Today, the Court rejected a challenge to the policy and the Obama Administration stands by it.

The real thorn in this policy is the second criterion: "don't tell." That's a too hard thing for today's homosexuals to achieve. They simply must tell someone, preferably the world, and, yet, have the hubris to wag the finger at the Pentagon for enforcing what is commnoly known military code. It is not enough to be permitted to serve (don't ask) nor to be left alone to serve (don't pursue). The needy homosexual forgets his soldier's allegiance to duty and cooperation, and the civilian in him gets the upper hand and simply must tell the world he's a friend of Dorothy. So the military dismisses his ass. Duh!

former soldier now cute,full-time sodomist and protester

We're fighting two disastrous and unpopular wars amidst a recession, that is supposedly turning around, not to mention a persistent little bug known as swine flu and all former Army Capt James Pietrangelo II---what pride he does his namesake---and the eleven other veterans can think about is their damn homosexual agenda. If they couldn't stand the heat why in the name of Reason did they enter the kitchen in the first place?

The needy homosexual forgets his soldier's allegiance to duty and cooperation

Contrary to Navy Vice Admiral Shanahan, the Policy isn't lacking in integrity. Soldiers who enter the armed forces knowing full well of their sexual urges, preferences, sexual orientation---and their grasp of said emotions and behaviours---and renege on their promise only to turn around with flaming audacity to challenge the system are the ones that lack integrity. This is a serious matter. If a soldier with homosexual preferences cannot keep his own proclivities under wraps---because he feels "repressed"!---then how much more secure is he to hold top secret information?

Hell, he or she will spill the beans at the first tickle...or crack of the whip.

Love is in the fur

Love, love, love. It's the basis for every fool's argument. "Let us do this because we love each other," "With love what more do we need?" "You can't legislate love!" Wanna bet?

Add to the list of sick fetishers Furries. Furries are people who "identify" with animals, presumably animals with fur, so as not to confuse their perversion with good old fashion bestiality.

What is the world coming to when a man can't make love to his own dog?

Troy Whitson, twenty-one year old Washington state resident, was ratted out by two of his Furry friends---there's a club for everybody!---has been sentenced to 30 days in the slammer for having sexual intercourse with his two dogs. What the #%*!? The malamutes are now in the care of new owners. The same can be said for Mr Whitson whose preference for doggy-style will now, at least, be much appreciated.

What's the world coming to when a man can't make love to his own dog(s)? How do we know his dogs didn't like it? Ho, this is discrimination! Discrimination! Give the freak credit, he wasn't enjoying nasty, demeaning, degnerate, sexist online porn like every other normal twenty-one year old. His was a case of...puppy-love. Hehehe

No bride, no penis

There's cutting off one's nose to spite one's face and then there is this: An Egyptian man whose family refused his choice for a wife did what any spurned lover would do: he lopped off his pecker. Holy %#&! cow!

read all about it

Turns the woman of choice was from a lower class and, understandably, the family didn't want to be in-laws with hill-billys---they're sooo common, y'know---so, to spite his stubborn father, the young man heated up a knife and went to work.

Damn, at least John Wayne Bobbitt was able to have his reattached.

My quirky fear of Obama paraphernalia

I can't bring myself to buy any Obama paraphernalia. I cheered on his campaign; felt victorious by and proud because of his win; was jubilant and choked-up during the inauguration ceremonies. And I LOVE Shepard Fairey's iconic Obama propaganda poster. But there is just something eerily un-American about the ubiquity of a President's image.

Worship me, fear me, love me! the icons implore

Giant images of the ruler everywhere seem just so, so...dictatorial and Third Worldish; and perversely religious. Am reminded of Nicolae Ceausescu, Joseph Stalin, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, Che Guevara ad hoc genus. Worship me, fear me, love me! the icons implore. I am your father, your shepherd, your saviour!

And, so, each time am curious to buy a booster button or magnet or cool shirt print or poster I stop and seriously wonder, Damn, what am I buying into? If anything, he, President Obama, is not mandating his image be placed over hearth, blackboard, city square. His likeness is ubiquitous because the consumer market just can't get enough of him. That, and as the leader of the free world he is arguably the most covered man on the planet...and, unlike his predecessor, President Obama is popular and likable. Maybe I'll get over this paraphernalia quirk and eventually purchase a T-shirt or sticker---baby steps, baby steps!---but I'll be a monkey's uncle to buy the Chia Obama.

I've hope in the man but I've seen The Obama Deception and, now, so can you.