@NotGayDalek @TWPtilden Seriously? His ideals can't stand up unless he can see someone's face to attack them personally?
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Ann Coulter...is lonely
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This is a dumb bitch
This is a really bitter and lonely dumb bitch
@TWPTilden
This is a dumb bitch
This is a really bitter and lonely dumb bitch
Pigs want privilege to pork prostitutes (Hawaii)
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UPDATE: NO MORE FREE NOOKIE BEFORE BOOKIE FOR HAWAII POPO. A month ago I posted the news (see below) about the State's vice squads lobbying for legal protection to bang sex workers. Talk about pigs! Now the legislature's deletion of this exemption is heading to Governor Abercrombie
Hawaiian vice squads want to serve their missions completely because, as all lovers know, there is little as frustrating as coitus interruptus. They not only want to bust up prostitutes but they want to bust that nut too! Yes, the pigs in blue of Honolulu, sworn to protect & serve me and you, want immunity to have sex with the very prostitutes they are working undercover to arrest. (The only thing more unbelievable than the unintended puns & double entendres in the previous sentence is the 100% truth of it.)
Yes, right now Hawaiian lawmakers are debating a bill that would permit law enforcement to enjoy breaking the law in order to pretend enforcing it. Lord if I could make this shit up, I would be a better and richer screenwriter.
What's your thoughts on this bill?
UPDATE: NO MORE FREE NOOKIE BEFORE BOOKIE FOR HAWAII POPO. A month ago I posted the news (see below) about the State's vice squads lobbying for legal protection to bang sex workers. Talk about pigs! Now the legislature's deletion of this exemption is heading to Governor Abercrombie
Hawaiian vice squads want to serve their missions completely because, as all lovers know, there is little as frustrating as coitus interruptus. They not only want to bust up prostitutes but they want to bust that nut too! Yes, the pigs in blue of Honolulu, sworn to protect & serve me and you, want immunity to have sex with the very prostitutes they are working undercover to arrest. (The only thing more unbelievable than the unintended puns & double entendres in the previous sentence is the 100% truth of it.)
Yes, right now Hawaiian lawmakers are debating a bill that would permit law enforcement to enjoy breaking the law in order to pretend enforcing it. Lord if I could make this shit up, I would be a better and richer screenwriter.
What's your thoughts on this bill?
Kevin Siers & Alan Taylor 2014 Pulitzer Prize winners
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Congratulations for Pulitzer Prizes for Editorial cartoon (The Charlotte Observer, North Carolina) and history, respectively.
Congratulations for Pulitzer Prizes for Editorial cartoon (The Charlotte Observer, North Carolina) and history, respectively.
(AP Photo/The Charlotte Observer)
(AP Photo/W. W. Norton & Company)
White women & cyber cowards
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After I blocked her faceless friend @NotGayDalek - who, by the way, is tiresomely gay (for some reason buffoons think irony is the height of witticism) - from contacting me this fag hag Lindsay Smith took up his whiny cause with hallmark triteness that has, sadly, become standard for their "community."
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After I blocked her faceless friend @NotGayDalek - who, by the way, is tiresomely gay (for some reason buffoons think irony is the height of witticism) - from contacting me this fag hag Lindsay Smith took up his whiny cause with hallmark triteness that has, sadly, become standard for their "community."
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one.
- Jay Z
Here is what Chaz Bono would look like if she still wore women's make-up:
Lindsay Smith
@nighttime_linz Correct. Arguing with someone you can't see is as asinine as shadow boxing in the dark.
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@anarchic_teapot @TWPtilden Reading his blog and his TL....**
**Girl needs to stop lying! She doesn't read anything outside of a (new)menu. But, as a homosexual, she knows everydoggonething.
- @NotGayDalek @TWPtilden waaaaaaaah my narcissistic world view is being challenged!
- @nighttime_linz Who's more narcissistic than a white woman? Bitch please. #Dykes
Tilden Tilden A poem about illegal Mexicans
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Came across the following comment to Arit Young's piece Obama Isn't Deporting 'Gangbanger' Immigrants, But Ones Who Run Red Lights.
I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can,
They come in rags and Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together.
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent"
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family, (they just trash),
But they too draw welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby----it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife needs pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can go.
Got lots of room in Mexico!
Courtesy of 100% Not Guilty
(His avatar is of that smiling Zimmerman asshole but, man, this poem is so the bomb)
Came across the following comment to Arit Young's piece Obama Isn't Deporting 'Gangbanger' Immigrants, But Ones Who Run Red Lights.
I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can,
They come in rags and Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together.
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent"
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family, (they just trash),
But they too draw welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby----it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife needs pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can go.
Got lots of room in Mexico!
Courtesy of 100% Not Guilty
(His avatar is of that smiling Zimmerman asshole but, man, this poem is so the bomb)
What Mandela would say to the Mexican president
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Speaking from experience, I can tell you that Mexicans are very color-conscious -- and far from being above racism. There is a small population of native born black people in the country but from the stares and pointed fingers I get (even when I have my shirt on) it is evident seeing real-live black persons is still a novelty. Just to be clear, the year is now 2013.
What do you make of it: think the cartoon is making a point of color injustice or economic injustice?
Mexican President Peña: Mexico will honor Mandela by being more egalitarian.
Mandela (from the grave): Uh-huh...start with the numerous black people there.
Speaking from experience, I can tell you that Mexicans are very color-conscious -- and far from being above racism. There is a small population of native born black people in the country but from the stares and pointed fingers I get (even when I have my shirt on) it is evident seeing real-live black persons is still a novelty. Just to be clear, the year is now 2013.
What do you make of it: think the cartoon is making a point of color injustice or economic injustice?
Not a best-selling author but, goddamn, not a Yahoo writer either!
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I may not be a best-selling author - now - or a journalist with binders full of clippings but, at least, I'm not a Yahoo writer!
If you have ever wasted non-refundable time reading a misleading headline that lured you to a shoddy, poorly constructed and severely biased article at the hands of a Yahoo byline, then you know of what I speak.
If you haven't, and feel, oh, experimental, then go browse through Yahoo News - even better, the gay ass sports section - and judge the stories' cohesion as they relate the printed facts and writers' bias. I have found the Comment section the best part of any Yahoo article; not because they are funny and sardonic but, also, more articulate. Unfortunately, merely clicking on the headline equates as a "read" so despite the pronounced fact that most readers reject the articles these hacks stay employed.
On the left side of your screen are a list of my publications. Please consider ordering a book today.
I may not be a best-selling author - now - or a journalist with binders full of clippings but, at least, I'm not a Yahoo writer!
If you have ever wasted non-refundable time reading a misleading headline that lured you to a shoddy, poorly constructed and severely biased article at the hands of a Yahoo byline, then you know of what I speak.
If you haven't, and feel, oh, experimental, then go browse through Yahoo News - even better, the gay ass sports section - and judge the stories' cohesion as they relate the printed facts and writers' bias. I have found the Comment section the best part of any Yahoo article; not because they are funny and sardonic but, also, more articulate. Unfortunately, merely clicking on the headline equates as a "read" so despite the pronounced fact that most readers reject the articles these hacks stay employed.
On the left side of your screen are a list of my publications. Please consider ordering a book today.
Taylor Chapman's Dunkin Donuts rant proves she is a bitch
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This is a cunt. Her name is Taylor Chapman. She is arrogant, boorish, profane, and, like the bulk of people 'growing up' via social media, preposterously petty. She is a 27 year-old college graduate and after you see the recording she proudly made of her behaviour you'll reconsider the touted virtues of higher education and American feminism.
The Smoking Gun reports the Florida woman has since deleted the very Facebook profile she keeps going on about in the 8min video. Well...Taylor Chapman may not be a nice lady but with a mouth like that it ain't hard to see why she's engaged.
The devil coaches basketball (VIDEO)
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Here is a SNL skit with the very funny - and not just because she's fat - Melissa McCarthy coaching basketball that would make Bobby Knight and Mike Rice, those dicks, proud.
Here is a SNL skit with the very funny - and not just because she's fat - Melissa McCarthy coaching basketball that would make Bobby Knight and Mike Rice, those dicks, proud.
No mas Niemans
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Well it's going on a month and La Maestra, Sra Gordillo is STILL in jail.
Mexicans are great at laughing at other people's misfortunes. Case in point: last week I saw a T-shirt in a souvenir shop with a caricature of Gordillo's surgically altered mug behind a window of bars. Attached to her black&white prison stripes is a red tag which reads: NO MAS MARCUS (No more Marcus)
A very, very clever pun at her infamous Nieman Marcus shopping spree.
Well it's going on a month and La Maestra, Sra Gordillo is STILL in jail.
Mexicans are great at laughing at other people's misfortunes. Case in point: last week I saw a T-shirt in a souvenir shop with a caricature of Gordillo's surgically altered mug behind a window of bars. Attached to her black&white prison stripes is a red tag which reads: NO MAS MARCUS (No more Marcus)
A very, very clever pun at her infamous Nieman Marcus shopping spree.
Quote this, itch!
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Believe it or not, each of these are bona fide quotations. Put that in your pipe and smoke it:
Believe it or not, each of these are bona fide quotations. Put that in your pipe and smoke it:
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| take that Oscar Wilde, you pansy poof |
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| and then God got his ass in gear: Hello Global Warming! |
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| ooooh yeah...and don't I know it! |
I know about Steve Saemmler Klein
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Where in the world is Steve Saemmler Klein...ripping off more rich dummies desperate to hide their moolah in offshore accounts?
The German native Mr Klein, or SSK as he wants to be cooly nicknamed, had a good thing going down in corrupt Cancun, Mexico, and Belize City. I should know. I worked for him. Hell, I lived in his compound and mansion. It was sick.
No, really. I hated the work; and, as no less a figure than Aldous Huxley noted, Belize is the end of the world.
Those are just make believe nonsense questions. I have real stuff on "SSK" and his right-hand henpecked assistant, Herr Mueller. Just ask me!
Or these forums:
Yo Steve I thought we were boys. Call me!
ciao
Where in the world is Steve Saemmler Klein...ripping off more rich dummies desperate to hide their moolah in offshore accounts?
The German native Mr Klein, or SSK as he wants to be cooly nicknamed, had a good thing going down in corrupt Cancun, Mexico, and Belize City. I should know. I worked for him. Hell, I lived in his compound and mansion. It was sick.
No, really. I hated the work; and, as no less a figure than Aldous Huxley noted, Belize is the end of the world.
Is he still unmarried and diddling little boys in Third World countries?I was just thinking about the pear shaped Mr Potato head today. Where is that fat, rich faggot nowadays? I wondered whilst sitting on the toilet. Is he still unmarried and diddling little boys in Third World countries? Is he still fleecing rich dummies left and right? Or has the man turned over a new leaf and joined a monastery in Croatia?
Those are just make believe nonsense questions. I have real stuff on "SSK" and his right-hand henpecked assistant, Herr Mueller. Just ask me!
Or these forums:
- http://www.belizeforum.com/belize/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=119444
- Grupo Cat - Offshore Alert
Yo Steve I thought we were boys. Call me!
ciao
Munsters in the White House..?
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Who needs Photoshop when Reality speaks for itself? Just look at Paul Ryan's hair line!
This is too funny.
Who needs Photoshop when Reality speaks for itself? Just look at Paul Ryan's hair line!
This is too funny.
Will you vote like Homer Simpson?
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It's just a month away. Get ready to vote, suckers. I won't bother with it...but you probably will.
Good luck!
It's just a month away. Get ready to vote, suckers. I won't bother with it...but you probably will.
Good luck!
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