--Flann O'Brien
("At Swim-Two-Birds")
Ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders...and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
---White Goodman in Dodgeball (Ben Stiller)
Hugh Hefner, go chew on your pipe...and plastic pin-ups
She's done it againThis latest scare isn't any less preposterous or more offensive just because the suspect was a Jew.
Mass paranoia lives by 'better-safe-than-sorry' and 'you-never-know' which, taken for a life creed, amounts to cowardice and moral impotence. A nail file presents no danger to a commercial plane anymore than baby formula but governments and the security industry would have you misthinking differently because, well, hey, you never know.Paranoia transforms goblins and threats out of everyone else's appearances and behaviours.
Two weeks into 2010 and drug cartels have made their evil intent clear: We crazy sonsofbitches are here to kill all who interfere. Kill or be killed
With "happiness" like this who needs madness?
Not all of us have loved ones in the militaryTwo wars and, yet, I barely register them. I regard them so little that I can't care less about contributing commentary to the fold. So do these wars still matter...for anyone outside of the White House and soldiers' families? Not all of us have loved ones in the military (or private contracting businesses).
if he wasn't three sheets to the wind, then he was five
this "historical" sham by our Third World neighbor is further proof that marriage is whatever the hell you think constitutes itIf the country has any child labor laws you certainly can't tell. For those children that aren't working, they are likely begging. Pity and charity are nurtured at the tit and from the cradle.
Birth deformities and old people beg in the streets like displaced circus geeksGuadalajara's professional soccer team Club Chivas, for one, bars non-Mexicans from joining its organization even if the athlete has dual citizenship. Only 100% Mexicans can play on their roster.
People in Guadalajara think they're not racist---but they are. The government prohibits non "100%" Mexicans from running for many political offices irregardless if one is now third generation citizen. Apparently a chink shall never become a real beaner and don't you forget it, muchacho! In fact I've NEVER seen a Asian person working outside of an Asian store; never behind a bank teller's window, or in a Burger King, or a gas station or a Cineplex or a supermarket anywhere I have travelled in the country. Guatemalans are not welcomed.A chink shall never become a real beaner and don't you forget it, muchacho!Ecologically, recycling is still a fad. Automobile pollution is just another one of those things that can't be helped---like solving kidnappings or crime, in general. And, last among the least, the well memorized advisory: DON'T DRINK THE WATER.

Our moral foundation values the mother's role. In the absence of the mother, the raising should be done by the grandmother. That's how it's done in Brazil, from north to south, regardless of race, religion or social class. It's natural that foreigners, with a different foundation, would not understand these authentically Brazilian feelings.
BREAKING NEWS: Brazil Supreme Court put the kabosh on American David Goldman reclaiming custody of his abducted son, Sean. Sean is nearly ten years old and has dual citizenship (USA and Brazil) and, according to the latest appeal, is old enough to exert the right to speak for himself in the courts. This means U.S. authorities cannot hand him over to his father today nor in time for Christmas; the earliest window for such a reunion will be in February when Justices return from holiday recess. Bummer.
When a parent runs off with a child so the other parent cannot have access to the child that is what is universally known as kidnapping---even when the mother does it the act is still kidnapping.
ith little Elian Gonzalez whose mother stole him away from their native Cuba to take advantage of America's Wet foot, dry foot policy, leaving Mr Gonzalez in the dark. Despite conservative media and John McCain's patriotic bullshit opposition Elian Gonzalez was rightly reunited with his father in Cuba; and it remained the right thing for the U.S. government to do in spite of Fidel Castro milking the spectacle for all it was worth.
the holy spirit of the holidays. Unlike beastly children today we knew it was incorrect to expect, as if our little asses were entitled, to receive more than a bag of fruit and nuts and socks or underwear. Swear to God.
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The un-happy homo is happy but he just fails to realize it
"Ex-gay therapy is a profound travesty that has led to pointless tragedies," cheered Mr Besen, "and we are pleased that the APA has addressed this psychological scourge.Many buggers, like Mr Besen, Boy George, and Merchant Lucas, are in flamboyant bliss (happy) but that does not mean the glad activity is 1) okay or healthy and 2) okay or healthy for everyone else. It should come as no surprise, therefore, that many practicing homosexuals or homosexually curious persons are not happy with themselves. They want to change and have done so. They want to be straight. They want to be ex-gay. Too bad, according to the APA (and folks like Mr Besen). The un-happy homo is happy but he just fails to realize it. Put another way, Go wallow in your cum-dumping, Tom of Finland and boy-love misery until you get loud and proud.