The wrong clown died

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The famous Bozo the Clown, Larry Harmon, passed away yesterday. He was 83 and beloved. While it was not he who was the morning staple on Chicago WGN---that would be Bob Bell---Mr Harmon is the entrepreneur behind the explosion and iconography of Bozo.

"I felt if I could plant my size 83AAA shoes on this planet, (people) would never be able to forget those footprints."

Unfortunately these clowns are still around and wreaking havoc on the planet.

the sign around Rumsfeld's neck reads: "Off the job. Not off the hook"