Scholar Spartan

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Do not rank nudity alongside porn. If the only thing a penis is penetrating is your imagination, then it is probably not porn.

--Scholar Spartan

Jay Cicinelli: Dirty cop, evil cyclops, Sunday School teacher

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Citizen killer, Jay Cicinelli is still off of the Fullerton Police Department - for now (but he's trying to get rehired) - and passing his time coaching little league baseball as well as teaching Sunday School. This would be admirable redemption if the sonofabitch was remotely remorseful for his psychotic actions.

No, I take that back. Cicinelli's utter lack of remorse and reeking hubris for killing defenseless homeless man Kelly Thomas is what makes this man so psychopathic. And now is the update, courtesy of OC Weekly, that Cicinelli is entrusted with instructing children. Wtf?! (And it is doubly hard to feel sorry for the man needing to do something to make ends meet as he cashes in over $40,000 in annual police pension benefits. All without a college degree. Wow!) 

Let a man tell an off-color joke or have a mistress or kill a dog and uptight Americana wants to burn you in effigy; but gleefully beat the life from a fellow human being or, as is just as often the course, shoot him into the afterlife and dyed-in-the-wool patriots defend the action as "necessary force".

I don't do hero worship, be they pigs on the red carpet or pigs in blue.

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Prayer for subconscious expression

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Now I lay me down to sleep
into my mind I travel deep
so that I rise before I wake
to open my eyes and feel great.

-- Scholar Spartan

Pigs want privilege to pork prostitutes (Hawaii)

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UPDATE: NO MORE FREE NOOKIE BEFORE BOOKIE FOR HAWAII POPO. A month ago I posted the news (see below) about the State's vice squads lobbying for legal protection to bang sex workers. Talk about pigs! Now the legislature's deletion of this exemption is heading to Governor Abercrombie 

Hawaiian vice squads want to serve their missions completely because, as all lovers know, there is little as frustrating as coitus interruptus. They not only want to bust up prostitutes but they want to bust that nut too! Yes, the pigs in blue of Honolulu, sworn to protect & serve me and you, want immunity to have sex with the very prostitutes they are working undercover to arrest. (The only thing more unbelievable than the unintended puns & double entendres in the previous sentence is the 100% truth of it.)

Yes, right now Hawaiian lawmakers are debating a bill that would permit law enforcement to enjoy breaking the law in order to pretend enforcing it. Lord if I could make this shit up, I would be a better and richer screenwriter.

  (Video courtesy of Russia Today)

     

What's your thoughts on this bill?

Ever see a "no-free speech zone"?

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Pay tuition and zip it. And that does not refer just to the brain this time either -- but the mouth, too. Free speech, schmee speech. If it ain't nice then you'd best obey and keep those offensive thoughts to yourself instead of disrespecting the campus diversity. I wrote about this in my first book The American Affair with Openness which I published before graduating college. Not surprisingly, magazine and news outlets didn't give me the time of day.

And now comes this news item from RT (see below):  

 

Jay Vivero Relph 17.04.2014 15:41

The terrible thing about this story isn't that the U.S. Constitution is being thrown out the window, it's that I have to read it from a Russian News Source. The best news coming from U.S. is a month old missing flight & what the Kardashians are doing next.

(Majority of US college campuses becoming 'no-free speech' zones')

Kevin Siers & Alan Taylor 2014 Pulitzer Prize winners

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Congratulations for Pulitzer Prizes for Editorial cartoon (The Charlotte Observer, North Carolina) and history, respectively.

(AP Photo/The Charlotte Observer)

(AP Photo/W. W. Norton & Company)

White women & cyber cowards

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After I blocked her faceless friend @NotGayDalek - who, by the way, is tiresomely gay (for some reason buffoons think irony is the height of witticism) - from contacting me this fag hag Lindsay Smith took up his whiny cause with hallmark triteness that has, sadly, become standard for their "community." 

I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one.

- Jay Z

Here is what Chaz Bono would look like if she still wore women's make-up:

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      Lindsay Smith ‏@nighttime_linz  Mar 30

      @NotGayDalek @TWPtilden Seriously? His ideals can't stand up unless he can see someone's face to attack them personally?

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@nighttime_linz Correct. Arguing with someone you can't see is as asinine as shadow boxing in the dark.

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LindsaySmith@nighttime_linzMar 30

@anarchic_teapot @TWPtilden Reading his blog and his TL....**

**Girl needs to stop lying! She doesn't read anything outside of a (new)menu. But, as a homosexual, she knows everydoggonething.

( see: Hostel experience with drunk girls)

1. Lindsay Smith ‏@nighttime_linz  Mar 30

   @NotGayDalek @TWPtilden waaaaaaaah my narcissistic world view is being challenged!

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2. Tilden Tilden ‏@TWPtilden  Mar 30

   @nighttime_linz Who's more narcissistic than a white woman? Bitch please. #Dykes

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At least it wasn't a gun (sigh)

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High school stabbing, Pittsburgh....
Are there lobbyists for knife-control? 
Wouldn't be surprised if liberals lead the charge. 
Liberals: pro-gay and anti-everything else.

A poem about illegal Mexicans

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Came across the following comment to Arit Young's piece Obama Isn't Deporting 'Gangbanger' Immigrants, But Ones Who Run Red Lights. 

I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland, 
Tell them come as fast as you can,
They come in rags and Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together.
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent"
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family, (they just trash),
But they too draw welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby----it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife needs pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.

If they no like us, they can go.
Got lots of room in Mexico!

Courtesy of 100% Not Guilty
(His avatar is of that smiling Zimmerman asshole but, man, this poem is so the bomb)

Centrality of black people in Toni Morrison works

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Clint Eastwood makes a WWII movie with 100% white soldiers and it is barely a cinematic footnote that the movie's American army has no black people. Toni Morrison's imagination - and every Negro writer with a predominance of black characters - projects a world full of people who look like her and the question is "Why?"