A MUCKRAKER OTHER

WARNING: No minced words here. İ rake the muck of the 'other', the so-called open-minded side who's preference is to whine and distort reality. If still suckling mom's tit or warped by delusions of polıtıcally correct equality you WİLL be offended by such materıal. Welcome to Reality.





Even rich sober people have money problems


Even the rich and famous
...and sober have money problems, and if the problem is money then that means they can't buy their way out of it. Cases in point:



Hillary Clinton: U.S. senator, former First Lady, former presidential front-runner.
Drugs: None; but famously craves power
Money woes: $20 million debt accrued by campaign for historic presidential run.
Tidbits: She loaned her campaign over $11 million of her own money.
The big picture: Campaign-finance law requires she clear the debt before the Democratic convention (Aug. 25-28) otherwise she can only expect to welcome back $250,000. This would mean Mrs Clinton graciously contributed some eleven million dollars to her failed campaign.
Prognosis: The politician will likely hit the fundraising button again and solicit donations toward retiring the hefty debt. Also, the Obama campaign has expressed a willingness to help her pay off some of the $20 million.



Ed McMahon: Tonight Show sidekick, Star Search host, spokesman for American Publishers Clearing House.
Drugs: None; but famously holds big ass cardboard million dollar checks
Money woes:$644,000 back payments owed on $4.8 million home loan.
Tidbits: He took out a $300,000 home equity line of credit on the same day as the $4.8 million loan. Received over $7,000,000 settlement in a case of toxic mold that infested his house structure which ailed the couple and killed the dog in 2001. Britney Spears is a neighbor.
The big picture: His multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion is up for foreclosure.

Prognosis: The bank is in talks with the couple to work out a deal wherein the McMahons can stay in their home and won't have to relocate to Skid Row in Downtown L.A. Also the couple might decide nows the time to give up living beyond their hoity-toity means and relocate to, say, Van Nuys where the maid and gardener live or West Hollywood where homosexuals always sparkle or across country next door to one of those lucky winners who should be grateful the famous host showed up at their shack all those years ago.

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