Mrs Pingpongchang got beat down dang

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Heard the one about the Turk with the lamp shade? Good, then I don't have to repeat it. What about Mrs Chingchongfu? 

Here goes: So a Chinese lady walks into a police precinct and gets the shit beat out of her -- only thing is this Asian momma was going to visit her husband, a police official. But, aside from moral corruption and thuggery, you can't fault the plainclothes swine for mistaking the senior party leader's wife for just another pesky petitioner: they all look alike! Apparently they can't even tell each other apart. 

According to the report, had the brainwashed policemen knew she was the devoted wife of a devoted Communist official they would not have welcomed her with a "strong wave of fists for more than 16 minutes," leaving the missus with a concussion and probably a throbbing wonderment of, Why the fumanchu ¡#@!%? did I ever favor the Communist regime?? 

Of course USA isn't above lawful thuggery. Just ask Martin Lee Anderson. Be sure to hire a Medium, though, because the teenager is dead. The all-white jury found the boot camp counselors not guilty. And had it not been for video tape of the murder the bastard pigs and the boot camp company would never have seen the inside of a court room.  

Remembering Martin Lee Anderson, 14