Today I received the following email from "Gilbert Brown". Man, these guys are still at it! The wording and needless formality is so laughable. I guess Internet cafes in Nigeria cost next to nothing. These people definitely missed their calling...and judging by the language used it was about two centuries ago. Booyah!
Anyway, he's barking up the wrong ideological tree. I don't give a crap about the United Nations.
BUT it does make for an amusing read. Enjoy (with a spot of tea):
Sir,
Following the instruction we received from the United nations dept reconciliation board committees, confirming you as the genuine beneficiary of the contract/inheritance and award fund TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED ((Ј2,500,000,00) British pound sterling only.
However, I wish to officially inform you that World Wide Organization Inc London United Kingdom has been officially authorized to deliver your contract/inheritance and award to your doorstep within the next 72 hours from now, so you are advice to contact MR.GILBERT BROWN in London for urgent delivery of your fund and follow the instruction of World Wide Organization to enable you receive your fund consignment without any hitches, we are very sorry for delay this delivery might have cause you.
Note: you are to update United Nations here in London as soon as you receive the above fund, to
enable UN make final endorsements to the office of world bank /UN.Do not fail to contact MR.GILBERT BROWN via his EMAIL:( gilbertbrown5000@yahoo.co.jp ) as soon as you receive this message.
Regards.
Dr.Mrs Joyce Bernard
For: United Nations
World Wide Organization Inc
London-UK
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