Self-explanatory (spotted in Berlin).
methinks the pink represents swine...
but, hey, that's just my hunch
(IL)Legally detained in Scotland...for being sexy
On Saturday, Oct 28th I flew into Edinburgh for a six-day visit of little Britain.
Immigration, however, deemed me too corrupt to enter and, rather than turn me away, detained me in a minimum-security prison called Dungavel House.
The officer's prudent morality deemed my "sex paraphernalia"(e.g., condoms, sexy underwear, an X-rated DVD) conclusive grounds that I was seeking to sneak into the UK for illegal/criminal activity.
Thus I pledge: FUCK YOU UK BORDER!
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