Forget green. The world is going Lincoln all over.
World Number One golfer? Tiger Woods, black.
Number One entertainer in the world? Michael Jackson, black.
Leader of the Free World? Barack Obama, black.
Chairman of the Republican National Committee? Michael Steel, black.
Box-office golden boy? Will Smith, black.
Womens professional tennis? The Williams sisters, black...and bootylicious
Reigning style in music and street fashion? Hip-hop, black; and gangsta rap, Who-da-fuck-you- callin'-black-beeeeaaatch? black.
Number One daytime talk show? Oprah Winfrey, black
Can't-lose woman's attire? The little black dress, black.
Number One consumed beverages? Black coffee, black tea, and Coca-Cola, black. That's right.
Color of half the day? Night, black.
And now, the world has a black woman rabbi. Hello?
A
lysa Stanton has been ordained (June 6. Mark your calendars) as (mainstream)Judaism's first black woman rabbi, having successfully completed rabbinical training at Hebrew Union College–Jewish Institute of Religion in Cincinnati. This coming Saturday, August first, she will hold the pulpit at Congregation Bayt Shalom in Greenville, N.C. So if your future travels take you to or through the great state of North Carolina and you happen to think you might perchance notice the place tipping...well...you might probably possibly be on to something.מזל טוב Alysa Stanton! (that's Hebrew for "congratulations")
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