Increase in cosmetic surgeries among UK men

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But not just any cosmetic surgery. The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons have reported an increase in breast operations among men. More and more men have expressed the willingness to go under the knife to rid themselves of dreaded man-boobs. So while the birds flock to have their fun bags enhanced, the dandies desire their own be reduced.

Ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders...and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

---White Goodman in Dodgeball (Ben Stiller)

Some physicians and social critics point to the "pressure" from the influx of men's magazines as if any magazine outside of fly fishing, duck hunting or motorized vehicles ever sported any other type of image apart from a suave, aesthete, fit gentleman. Titties don't belong on males and no one wants to see them there. No culture craves man-boobs. Men's magazines are not to blame; unless through some perverse inverse of logic men sought to model their torsos after Russ Meyer vixens.

 

Is he jealous of Lucy's breasts?

If the blokes----oooh look who's gone posh!-----can't see fit to incorporate regular exercise and push-ups into their lives, then they run the consequence of having their chests morph into a pair of breasts. Barring the sensible change in lifestyle one might consider strapping his titties down with a corset or, as the news indicate, slice them down to man size via the surgeon's scalpel.