Satan stands for...happiness?

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Jesus? Ha! That long haired loser...

According to Satanic Temple's website

Satan stands as the ultimate icon for the selfless revolt against tyranny, free and rational inquiry, and the responsible pursuit of happiness.

Above is the actual rendering of the statue proposed for Oklahoma state Capitol. I kid you not. Now if Satan's disciples can just get today's vulgar pop divas (Katy Perry, Lady Gayga, Rihanna, and the ever so desperate Miley Cyrus) to complement network television's handiwork by mixing a tune to it, then youth (aka future voters) will more readily bop and thump to the beat of "tolerance" and numb indifference. In no time we'll have satanic flags enjoying same popularity as the rainbow flags. Hooray-hoorah! Slow and steady underfoot....

United States of America is surely going to the hell hounds

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